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If five minute time waster games are your thing then there are none better right now than Splashy Slime Impossible Game. Busting from the Play Store like the bastard child of indie game classic Super Meat Boy and annoying mobiler Flappy Bird the game takes the control system of the later, with the compulsive, infuriating platform action of the former.
Combining simple colourful graphics with an annoying repetitive soundtrack our hero is represented as a sweating blob of green jelly that must be guided past a variety of obstacles to reach the end of level. To add a little quirk to the game there are also coins to collect as you go along your merry way, but they serve no purpose at all, giving you no points and not allowing you to buy anything. There is also no story, you go to the end of the level just to complete the level, nothing else.
It is however fun and frustrating, and annoying, and great, and make you want to smash your phone of the wall, and is exhilarating, and is hell, and is fantastic, and did I say it is sooooo annoying. Ohh, and it is also free (with adds that can be removed for a meagre 65p).
In conclusion like so many games before it, if you value your spare time, DO NOT INSTALL THIS GAME!!!
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